How to Hate The Beatles and Win Big in the Stock Market

Sunday, May 23, 2021 @ 8:00 pm

Green Kill Livestream

Sparrow has been working on a manuscript attacking The Beatles—politically, aesthetically, philosophically, sexually—for 12 years. Now for the first time he will present a multimedia performance based on his (unpublished) book: How to Hate the Beatles: A Revue, with master guitarist Robert Burke Warren. Integrating cartoons, jokes, original music and half-baked theorizing, this performance will startle, awaken, and deeply disturb the innocent American public.

About Sparrow & Robert

Photo: Andrew Moore

Sparrow lives in a double-wide trailer in the salutary hamlet of Phoenicia, New York. He has published 10 books, the most recent being Small Happiness & Other Epiphanies (Monkfish). Sparrow plays tonette in the axiomatic pop group Foamola. It sounds snobby, but sparrow reads Tintin comics in French! FB: Sparrow X. Carter Twitter: @sparrow14 Instagram: sparrowx.carter


Robert Burke Warren is a writer, performer, and musician. His work has appeared in Salon, The Weeklings, Akashic Books, Texas Music, Brooklyn Parent, Woodstock Times, longform, Vulture, Paste, The Rumpus, The Good Men Project, The Bitter Southerner, Chronogram, and the Da Capo anthology The Show I ‘ll Never Forget. He’s ghost written for Gregg Allman and his liner notes appear on the award-winning CD Live at Caffe Lena. His debut novel, Perfectly Broken, is out now. As a songwriter, he has released seven CDs – two as Robert Burke Warren and five as Uncle Rock. His work also appears on albums by Rosanne Cash and rockabilly queen Wanda Jackson. The Roots used his tune “The Elephant In the Room” as John McCain’s entrance theme on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. His songs have also appeared on Felicity and the 2015 rom com People Places Things. In the mid 90s, he performed as Buddy Holly in the West End musical Buddy: the Buddy Holly Story. Prior to that he traveled the world as a bass player. He lives in the Catskills with his family.